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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

The lives and loves of five friends in the Northern town of Runcorn.

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Will Mellor
Gaz Wilkinson
Natalie Casey
Donna
Sheridan Smith
Janet

Season 9 Episode Guide See All

Episode 1

Nil by Muff

Donna and Gaz are together, but he is in a wheelchair following his accident and his sexual prowess is affected. Fortunately the couple's love sees them through. Gaz is unnerved by Billy, a young Scouser who nursed him in hospital and wants to be his carer. Not only is Billy very touchy-feely, he has also taken Gaz's place in the local football team. Camp Tim is enjoying himself as the landlord of the Archer until his violent younger sister Cassie turns up, released from a Young Offender Unit. She moves into the pub and flirts unsuccessfully with Billy.

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Awards

  • 2008 - TV Quick Award - Best Comedy Show - nominated

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