Rock, Paper, Scissors Season 3 Episodes

Episode 1

The Watching/Nightmares

Fri, Jul 3, 2026

Rock, Paper, and Scissors have a great time birdwatching until they return home to find the birds have started watching them; The trio discovers they're trapped in a nightmare and must wake up before one of them wets the bed.

Episode 2

Emotional Support Convertible/The Baseball

Fri, Jun 19, 2026

Paper is frustrated when Scissors gets a car registered as an emotional support convertible and brings it with him everywhere; The trio's baseball lands in an air force base, and they must enlist to get it back.

Episode 3

Rock's Half Birthday/Cherry Picking

Fri, Jun 26, 2026

Paper and Scissors struggle to make Rock's outlandish half-birthday wish that he can fly come true; Scissors stays home when Rock and Paper go cherry picking, but when they grow much closer to one another, he feels left out.

Episode 4

The Wish/Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Paper, Scissors

Fri, Jul 10, 2026

Paper and Pencil inadvertently create a horde of Rock clones and decide to look after them together; The trio find a genie, but just as they're about to make their wish, his 1,000 year curse runs out, and he can no longer grant their wish.

Episode 5

Salmon Delivery for Ya/The Train Problem

Fri, Jul 17, 2026

Paper and Sandpaper are on a train that gets hijacked by The Algebra Villain, who will make them crash unless Paper solves an algebra problem; Rock and Scissors think of the perfect prank call, but Rock bails to watch Franz Roll's pet.

Episode 6

Hardcore/Scissors' New Therapist

Fri, Jul 24, 2026

When Scissors makes "being hardcore" a mandatory apartment rule, Paper goes to absurd lengths to prove himself; When Scissors' therapist leaves town, he's horrified to discover his new therapist is Logan, his bully.

Episode 7

The Henry Winkler Episode/Paper Loves Potato

Fri, Jul 31, 2026

Episode 8

The Secret/Sandpapers' Workout Program

Fri, Aug 7, 2026

Rock tries to hide Potato's latest achievement from Paper, knowing he's incapable of keeping a secret; When Sandpaper confiscates their video games, the trio are forced to survive her dangerous jungle workout program to get it back.

Episode 9

Paper: Renowned Researcher/Meatball

Fri, Aug 14, 2026

Paper travels back to the Paleolithic Era to save his reputation as a researcher, only to make things much, much worse; Lou turns his cat, Meatball, into a vampire to try and keep him alive forever.

Episode 10

The Apology Soirée/Scissors' Perfect Match

Fri, Aug 21, 2026

While Paper and Scissors throw an apology party for everyone they've wronged, Rock accidentally shrinks himself and Franz Roll; Scissors falls for a beautiful mermaid he met on a dating app.