Legit

Episode 1

Birthday

Sammy asks his son what he wants for his birthday, only to be told 'a monkey'. So Danny and Sammy try to find his son a monkey, with Sammy agreeing to pose nude for an 'eccentric artist' who agrees to give him a monkey, only for it to be a sloth. Then the guys manage to make contact with a zoo keeper who will let them 'steal' a monkey, only on the condition that they beat him up to make it look like a robbery. Danny and Sammy do just that, only to find out that the zoo keeper more than enjoys the punishment given to him. The monkey ends up to be more trouble than it's worth and the guys return it to the zoo, only to be asked to beat up the zoo keeper again. Sammy pays his son a visit to wish him happy birthday only to find out that his step-dad has got him a monkey. This turns out to be the sloth from the 'eccentric' artist. Sammy leaves with the knowledge that he knows exactly what his sons step-dad has done to get it.