Going Dutch
The arrogant, loudmouth U.S. Army Colonel Patrick Quinn — after an epically unfiltered rant — is reassigned to the Netherlands, where he is punished with a command position at the least important army base in the world, notable for its Michelin Star-commissary, top-notch bowling alley, lavender-infused laundry and the best (and only) fromagerie in the U.S. Armed Forces.
- Metascore63
- 2025-2026
- 2 seasons
- Fox Network
- Comedy
- TV-14
The arrogant, loudmouth U.S. Army Colonel Patrick Quinn — after an epically unfiltered rant — is reassigned to the Netherlands, where he is punished with a command position at the least important army base in the world, notable for its Michelin Star-commissary, top-notch bowling alley, lavender-infused laundry and the best (and only) fromagerie in the U.S. Armed Forces.
Season 2 Episode Guide
12 Episodes 2026
Episode 1
The Laser's Edge
Thu, Jan 15, 2026 21 mins
General Davidson and his soldiers go to war against Colonel Quinn and his troops in an intense battle of laser tag combat; Captain Maggie avoids third-wheeling Major Shah and Celeste.
Episode 2
Farmer's Mark-tet Offensive
Thu, Jan 22, 2026 21 mins
Colonel Quinn and Katja go to war between the town and the base after breaking up, so Captain Maggie tries to de-escalate the tension between them and negotiate a truce.
Episode 3
There's No PX Like Home
Thu, Jan 29, 2026 21 mins
The base's festivities for the 250th birthday of the United States are on the line when a petty and vengeful Davidson holds up their supplies; Team Shiny must pull off a daring undercover mission.
Episode 4
None of the Good Guys
Thu, Feb 5, 2026 21 mins
Captain Maggie is cursed with dating bad men and Sergeant Dana convinces her to go to a single's mixer; Colonel Quinn deals with an anonymous protester that has infiltrated the base.
Episode 5
The Canuck Stops Here
Thu, Feb 12, 2026 21 mins
Captain Maggie invites her idol, General Martin, to the base in hopes of pitching herself as a mentee; things get complicated when Colonel Quinn and Martin develop an immediate attraction toward each other.
Episode 6
Swapadakis
Thu, Feb 26, 2026 21 mins
Major Shah needs the weekend off to celebrate his anniversary with Celeste; Capt. Maggie makes an emotional hair choice.
Episode 7
Twenty-Year Sitch
Thu, Mar 5, 2026 21 mins
To celebrate Major Shah's 20 years of distinguished service in the U.S. Army, Colonel Quinn plans a boys' camping trip.
Episode 8
Tinker, Tailor, Colonel, Spy
Thu, Mar 12, 2026 21 mins
Rick takes a sabbatical from the CIA and returns to the base, hoping to rekindle his strained relationship with Capt. Maggie; paranoia runs high when a mole is suspected to be operating inside the base.
Episode 9
Apache Helicopter Parent
Thu, Apr 2, 2026 21 mins
Stroopsdorf is hosting its first-ever international peace talks, and when Captain Maggie is assigned the seemingly simple task of handing out cheese, Colonel Quinn turns into a full-blown helicopter parent.
Episode 10
The Heart Locker
Thu, Apr 9, 2026 21 mins
After throwing out his back, Colonel Quinn is ordered to bed rest; the base is sent to sweep for landmines at a local farm, where Major Shah suddenly finds himself in serious danger when he steps on one.
Episode 11
General Dearest
Thu, Apr 16, 2026 21 mins
Due to flooding from a massive storm, Colonel Quinn invites General Martin and her troops to stay at Stroopsdorf, but the romantic reunion turns into a battle of trust when her secret plan to seize control of the base is exposed.
Episode 12
NATOcean's Eleven
Thu, Apr 23, 2026 21 mins
General Martin launches a takeover of the base and plans to fire its entire staff. Refusing to stand by, Captain Maggie devises a bold plan to reclaim Stroopsdorf and restore the Colonel's command.