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Simon

Enterprising liberal Jew Simon Cohen is the lawless lord of an Amsterdam neighborhood, running a 'coffee' shop' (legal soft drugs sale). As soon as they bump into each-other, Simon fascinates gay, up to then conventionalist Jewish dentistry student Camiel Vrolijk and draws him into his libertine world, even all the way to Thailand for B-movie making. Having seduced Simon's whorish girl, embarrassed Simon leaves quietly. Ten years later, the dentist, now settled with a gay partner, lawyer Bram, meets the new cancer-terminal but affluent Simon again.

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Cast & Crew See All

Cees Geel
Simon Cohen
Marcel Hensema
Camiel Vrolijk
Rifka Lodeizen
Sharon

Awards

  • 2004 - Golden Calf - Best Film (Beste Lange Speelfilm) - winner
  • 2004 - Golden Calf - Best Actor (Beste Acteur) - winner
  • 2004 - Golden Calf - Best Actress (Beste Actrice) - nominated
  • 2004 - Golden Calf - Best Director of a Feature Film (Beste Regie) - winner

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