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Jack Me

  • Watchlist
  • 2008
  • 1 hr 30 mins
  • Comedy
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Moron Spermlick decides to cheat death by eating Jack's for 30 days straight. This odd experiment quickly heads down the sewer pipes of peril when he discovers Jack's secret ingredient is HORMONES!! In fact, Jack's food is full of more hormones than a Tijuana brothel. Witness the unthinkable as he encounters severe mood swings, hot flashes and involuntary orifice hurling. Not to mention he ultimately develops a set of jugs that would shame Pam Anderson. The outcome? Only you can discover the graphic ending to this satirical tale. Simply insert this horrific yet humorous DVD into you player and prepare to call 911. Between you and me - let's just say that Moron Spermlick ends up chomping on the meat -balls of regret!

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Jorge Amador
Vato Three
Vincent Angelini
Don Camasano
Roby Anton
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