Cory in the House

Episode 1

The Presidential Seal

Sat, Nov 17, 200722 mins

Cory "The Derf" Johnson arrives in Washington D.C. after running from his crazy ex-boyfriend for 6 months. In the White House he must undergo initiation in order to be fully accepted into the Masonic Society that thrives there. As part of his initiation Cory must first eat soup that is too hot, secondly he has to back-flip on a fool and injure him/her, and thirdly he must get a tattoo of Spider man across his face. After doing all of these tasks he is finally accepted into the White House community. For the soup being too hot part of his initiation Cory opts for Pea soup as it will easily slide down his gullet and will allow him to not be constipated afterwards. For the second task Cory performs the back-flip maneuver on the biggest fool in the White House, the president. While the president is sitting down for an interview Cory sets up a ladder next to him. From the ladder he performs the most perfect back flip ever. For the tattoo part of the initiation Cory finds himself at Dwayne "The Rock" Johnstorm's Tattoo Shoppe. For stylist effect, Cory gets two tattoos of Spider man on his face. On either side of his face, Spider man is shooting webs into his eyes. After he has finished all of this he is welcomed into the Illuminati. From there Cory wakes up from dream and finds himself back in the dungeon of his crazy ex-boyfriend's house, being forced to watch the real Cory in the House forever!