What's your take on the new ...

Question: What's your take on the new crop of shows making their way to the tube this fall? Any standouts? Stinkers?

Answer: Having watched 98 percent of the pilots, here's my breakdown of the great, the good, the "eh" and the avoid-at-all-costs.

Totally Obsessed
Pushing Daisies (ABC)
Aliens in America (CW)
Reaper (CW)

Solid/Not Quite Spectacular
Journeyman (NBC)
Bionic Woman (NBC)
Dirty Sexy Money (ABC)
Women's Murder Club (ABC)
Sarah Connor Chronicles (Fox)
Back to You (Fox)
Gossip Girl (CW)
Chuck (NBC)
Samantha Who? (ABC)
Return of Jezebel James (Fox)
Private Practice (ABC)

Could Take It or Leave It (Probably Leave It)
Carpoolers (ABC)
Cavemen (ABC)
Life (NBC)

Thanks, But No Thanks
Cashmere Mafia (ABC)
Big Shots (ABC)
Viva Laughlin (CBS)
OK, that's all folks. Important reminder: The Television Critics Association Press Tour kicks into high gear Monday morning, and you know what that means: It's Press Tour Diary time! NBC's up first (July 16-17), followed by CBS (18-19), CW (20), Fox (22-23) and ABC (25-26). (The PTDs will be published in the Ausiello Report.) This also means that Ask Ausiello will be dark for the next couple of weeks (returning Aug. 1), since I'll be busy blogging my fingers to the bone live from the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, California. As always, Diet Raspberry Snapple care packages are strongly encouraged and greatly appreciated.